Trampire

With Kristen Stewart's infidelity to long-time boyfriend, Robert Pattinson highly publicized, it became necessary to form an instant and extremely biased opinion. I along with Will Ferrell and Jon Stewart view this as the gravest incident to occur since Breaking Dawn: Part 1 was released in theaters for viewing purposes. With this shocking, sick, and adulterous news, one question lingers on the lips of every misunderstood teenage girl: What will happen to the Twilight Franchise? With the release of the final installment of the Twilight Series yet to come, I want to say only this: I will see the midnight showing with my mother, and two sisters. I will pay full price. I will laugh uncontrollably, and enjoy every... single... solitary... moment. Once I've seen the movie, I will make it my life's mission to hunt and carry out my revenge on that trampy vampire. I know I'm not alone... Who will be my brother? (Obscure Snow White and the Huntsman reference).