I'm not sure when I grew to love mispronouncing, re-naming, or making-up words, but it's quite the favorite thing of mine. Just so every one's clear. The words and my definitions for them are as follows:
Dingle-Dangle: measuring between elbow and wrist, a Frat tool-bag
Tinkle-Tankle: Pee Pee
Toy Toy: Toilet
Finkle-Winkle: measuring between the base and the tip of the pinky
Dingle-Berry: The Hit-it-and-Quit-it type. Big no no!
Romper: Large diaper, Parachute, Genie Pants, Clown attire.
Sweet Nectar: Two Magic Cards in T to R
Belly full O'Sush: Satisfaction of the belly with Sushi alone
D.G.L: Dirty Girl for Life, Skanky, Hoochie-Like
D.D.D aka Triple 'D': Demolition Derby Do, Crazy ratted Idaho Hair
BM on the Reg: Regular Bowel Movements
Stoopid: Super incredibly stupid.
Heavens: Useful lead-in word when wanting to express something emphatically
If I ever say, "You can hit me." That means I think you're foxy.
"I'm not crying," means I love it, but it might be controversial
I'm over it," mostly means I'm angry, but it could also mean, I'm really angry.
*Hope this clears some things up for my few readers
