Like Sand Through the Hour Glass, These are the Words of Our Lives

I'm not sure when I grew to love mispronouncing, re-naming, or making-up words, but it's quite the favorite thing of mine. Just so every one's clear. The words and my definitions for them are as follows:

Jank, Janked, Jankedy: crooked teeth, Miley Cyrus, or jacked-up

Dingle-Dangle: measuring between elbow and wrist, a Frat tool-bag

Tinkle-Tankle: Pee Pee

Toy Toy: Toilet

Finkle-Winkle: measuring between the base and the tip of the pinky

Dingle-Berry: The Hit-it-and-Quit-it type. Big no no!

Romper: Large diaper, Parachute, Genie Pants, Clown attire.

Sweet Nectar: Two Magic Cards in T to R

Belly full O'Sush: Satisfaction of the belly with Sushi alone

D.G.L: Dirty Girl for Life, Skanky, Hoochie-Like

D.D.D aka Triple 'D': Demolition Derby Do, Crazy ratted Idaho Hair

BM on the Reg: Regular Bowel Movements

Stoopid: Super incredibly stupid.

Heavens: Useful lead-in word when wanting to express something emphatically

If I ever say, "You can hit me." That means I think you're foxy.

"I'm not crying," means I love it, but it might be controversial

I'm over it," mostly means I'm angry, but it could also mean, I'm really angry.

*Hope this clears some things up for my few readers